Cards Against Humanity

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Cards Against Humanity
Video type	Miscellaneous gaming
Subject	Cards Against Humanity
Participants	Mariya Renae Sydney Andrea Mackenzie Rashae
YouTube Link	CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY
Upload date	March 22nd, 2014

Cards Against Humanity is a party game where players fill in blank statements from a black card using mature phrases from a white card.

One player is the dealer (or Card Czar) and plays a black card, while the other players choose one white card to fill in the blank. The dealer then chooses which card is the funniest.

The video was uploaded on March 22nd, 2014 and was the 71st video uploaded onto the channel. All girls who were active at the time participated in this video.

Video Synopsis

The video begins with a disclaimer, warning the viewers that some of the content is mature content and may be offensive to some.

The girls start off the video by explaining that they're going to play a card game rather than the usual PC or console game. While the game usually lets the player pick ten white cards per turn, the girls don't seem to follow this rule.

The girls begin the game, with Mackenzie being the first dealer. The girls then go clockwise after every turn (Mackenzie --> Renae --> Andrea --> Mariya --> Sydney --> Rashae).

Round 1

Mackenzie

What is the next Happy Meal toy?	An erection that lasts longer than 4 hours	Children on leashes	A can of Whoop-ass	Sperm Whales	My collection of high-tech sex toys

Mackenzie comments that "Children on leashes" would be leashes for the children rather than literally children on leashes, and announces "A can of Whoop-ass" as a potential winner.

In the end, Mackenzie chooses "My collection of high-tech sex toys" as the best answer, giving Rashae a point. Though Andrea protest that her card (A can of Whoop-ass) was better.

Renae

What's that smell?	A sausage festival	A mating display	Grandma	Old people smell	Geese

Renae notes that a sausage festival could be anything, while Andrea can't stop laughing at "Grandma", a card she chose. Andrea then gets mad when "Old people smell" gets called, saying it's basically the same thing as hers, while "Geese" didn't get much of a reaction.

In the end, Renae chooses "Grandma" as the best answer, giving Andrea the point.

Andrea

What would Grandma find disturbing yet oddly charming?	My sex life	Clenched butt cheeks	De-flowering the princess	Getting in her pants, politely	Whipping it out

Andrea comments that grandma would not find her sex life disturbing yet oddly charming. "Getting in her pants, politely" seemed to have gotten an unanimous response, with all the girls agreeing with it.

Andrea chooses "Getting in her pants, politely", though it is not known who got the point.

Mariya

What's my secret power?	Being a m************ sorcerer!	A plunger to the face	Seduction	Taking off your shirt	Making the penises kiss

The girls found the latter two cards humorous, going into detail on what those powers would be. Mariya chooses "Being a m************ sorcerer!" as the best answer giving Mackenzie a point.

Sydney

Science will never explain	Foreskin	Centaurs	Bitches	Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap, with another dick	Balls

The girls comment that "Foreskin" has already been explained. Mackenzie says that "Centaurs" don't need to be explains since they're magical. They all agree that science will never explain "Bitches".

Afterwards, Sydney chooses "Bitches" as the best answer, giving Renae the point. Rashae argues that her card (Centaurs) should've won.

Rashae

What will always get you laid?	A big, black dick	Edible underpants	Sexy pillow fights	A bigger, blacker dick	Picking up girls at the abortion clinic

While the girls reacted moderately to the first four cards, they all were disturbed by the last card, with Mackenzie knowing just who picked that card (Andrea). It is not known which card Rashae picked as the best and who got the point.

Round 2

Mackenzie

What is Batman's guilty pleasure?	Masturbating	Genitals	Doing it in the butt	Genital piercings	Going around punching people

Mackenzie was confused about the context of "Genitals", not sure if it meant hers or Batman's. "Doing it in the butt" got the best reaction, with the girls commenting that "Genital piercings" would be rather painful.

Mackenzie says that she can see Batman going around punching people. But in the end, she chose "Doing it in the butt" as the best answer, giving Andrea a point.

Renae

I will pull _____ out of _____	Some really f***** up s***	A sad fat dragon with no friends	An asymmetric boob job	Graphic violence, adult language, and some sexual content	Anal beads
	Amputees	Extremely tight pants	Eating Tom Selleck's mustache to gain his powers	German dungeon porn	A surprising amount of hair

The girls aren't too sure about the "Amputee" card, while they feel sorry for the "sad fat dragon with no friends". Renae finds the "German dungeon porn" card a bit too correct, while the girls are grossed out by the "anal beads".

In the end, Renae chooses "German dungeon porn" as the best answer, giving Mariya the point.

Andrea

White people like	My vagina	Half-assed foreplay	Panty raids	Daddy issues	Putting an entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the VCR

The cards mostly got moderate reaction from the girls, though the last one caused confusion. Andrea chooses "My vagina" as the best answer, giving Mariya a point.

Mariya

Why do I hurt all over?	Nipple-blades	Concealing a boner	Pedophiles	50,000 volts straight to the nipples	Chainsaws for hands

The girls find the "Nipple-blades" and "50,000 volts straight to the nipples" to be painful, Mackenzie questioning why it has to be the nipples. Mariya comments that "Concealing a boner" isn't her problem and that "Chainsaws for hands" would hurt others more than herself.

It is not known which card Mariya chose as the best and who got the point.

Sydney

What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?	Fiery poops	A vagina that leads to another dimension	A micro-pig wearing tiny raincoat and booties	Mr. Clean right behind you	Erectile dysfunction

Sydney comments that "Fiery poops" would end anything. Andrea notes that she finds Mr. Clean attractive, so it wouldn't stop her.

Sydney chooses "Erectile dysfunction", even though it didn't get much of a response due to it being a bit too real. This gives Renae a point.

Rashae

Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after exposed to _____	Panda sex	Stranger danger	Chunks of dead prostitutes	Lactation	Throwing a virgin into a volcano

The cards didn't get much reactions from the girls, other than being grossed out by "Lactation". Rashae chooses "Panda sex" as the best answer, giving Sydney a point.

Results

After two rounds, Renae and Andrea tied for first place. Mackenzie and Mariya tied for second, while Rashae got two cards and Sydney got one.

Trivia

• Cards Against Humanity is the most played card game on the channel, having been played two more times (once as an Away from Keyboard video and another in a livestream) after this video.